The only words of courtship
Ever uttered to me
"This will do, this will do"
So let me utter once more
The universal truth:
The great dark man is a lie
Is not alive
Is a lie
If I had to be missed by that meteorite
I'll try and prove a point to the Aborigines
Who say I don't have the right
I'll varnish my toenails to this end
On military recruitment I will not pretend
Cos' anyone can get killed
So look at me Sir how could
I hope to solicit anyone
With my hennaed hair it's abundantly clear
And in the broad daylight
In a crowded street
I just proved the police are liars
They are liars
Disguised as human beings
They are liars
If I had to be missed by that meteorite
I'll try and prove a point to the Aborigines
Who say that I'm not alive
My only problem is that
I look like a male whore
Thank you father for
Acknowledging at least a part of my problem
I shall be leaving here soon
And I promise you sincerely
That I shall try not to come back
I will not come back
Not till you're dead
And what a nuisance
