Now, check those designers
That’s the way you do it
Microtransactions and the DLC
That ain’t workin’
That’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’
‘cause they call it free
Now that ain’t workin’
That’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya
Them guys can count
Sell you a costume
Or some weapon upgrade
Sell you a re-skin for your mount
We gotta write these ten thousand lines
We gotta add reactivity-y-y-y
We gotta add some consequences
Because we love real RPGs
In the tradition of Baldur’s Gate and Fallout
In the tradition of Icewind Dale
We’re making RPGs with story and emotion
How ‘bout a sequel to ye olde Bard’s Tale
We gotta write these ten thousand lines
We gotta add reactivity-y-y-y
We gotta add some consequences
Because we love real RPGs
We should be workin’ on some movie tie-ins
Superhero stuff
Or FPS
That’s easy money
Triple A titles
Show off a demo out at CES
But that ain’t our style
That ain’t the old school
We only make it if it’s from the heart
You call it stupid
You call it risky
At least we’re happy
Who wants to be smart?
We gotta write these ten thousand lines
We gotta add reactivity-y-y-y
We gotta add some consequences
Because we love real RPGs
I want my…
I want my…
I want my RPG
I want my…
I want my…
I want my RPG
I want my…
I want my…
I want my RPG
I want my…
I want my…
I want my RPG
