Текст песни Meister Makintosh - Ни слова о море

I go on stage, it is clear, understandable, I am drunk in Drabadan!
My parents would see me - right now they would say that I am a fucking pig!
The audience began to sing with acapella di-gi-di-track my new theme,
I stand and think: how could I not vomit on stage!
Girls don't throw me their mobile numbers, that's bastards!
I went up to them with a knife and took their SIM cards!
Beat bodyguards, drink to stupor and fool heads, squeeze heifers
Out in the hut, almost half of their black lists!
Girls from both sides are like a rocker - we go to the night club!
Dirty dancing, purer thoughts, Ax is an evil rap!
For some reason, the tongue became wadded, Maine, and it hurts to breathe!
I'll stick them all 20 cm in a love triangle!