Lying all alone
Next to my cell phone and an ice cream cone
Is a tiny piece of toast staring at me
Looking angrily
Wait just a second,eh...
How does that thing have eyes?!
Creepy toast
Staring at me.
Creepy toast what are you plotting now?
As I get closer it gets angrier.
It looks like Big Al
Wait that doesn't rhyme at all.
It stares at me very creepily
Wait just a second,eh...
Is this thing checking me out?!
Creepy toast
Staring at me.
Creepy toast
Why don't you just go?!
"Hey you!"
It cries out to me
"Why don't you eat me?
I am perfectly tasty
And I'll steal your soul!"
Creepy toast
Staring at me.
Creepy toast
What are you plotting now?