Mom Im dyin
Im dizzy and fryin
My throat hurts
I think I should stay in bed
Cause I got some kind of disease
And there are no remedies
Think I should stay in bed today
Maybe tomorrow go out and play
Its saturday
With ginseng
And fresh squeezed juice
Of wheat-grass
Oh, and some hot chicken soup
That just might keep me alive
A couple days
But Ive got some kind of disease
And there are no remedies
Think Ill join timothy leary
In a cryogenic freeze
Next saturday
Yeah Ive got some kind of disease
And there are no remedies
Shoulda listened when you said beware
Of horny girls with new jersey hair
Last saturday
Written by: john wozniak
Published by: wb music corp. & wozniak publishing (ascap)