Текст песни Man on the Internet - Undertale the Musical - Turn Around and Shake My Hand

Chorus:
Stepping out into the darkness
In a world far below
Hold fast your determination
Through the ice and the snow

Someone creeping up behind your
Wonder where did he go?
Hold fast your determination
Is he friend, is he foe?

Hold fast your determination… (Round)

Sans: (Spoken) Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.
*WHOOPEE CUSHION*
Hehehe, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny.

(Sung)
Hey, anyway, never thought that today,
A little human in a striped shirt would come my way.
What a gaffe, that's a laugh, when you shook my hand-
'Spose I should go 'head, say, “Hi.” “Hi.” My name is Sans.

I'm s'posed to be lookin' out for humans,
But I just don't feel like capturin' you, man,

There's lots to do, there's so much to see,
Here in the underground, if you just stick with me,
But watch out for my brother, if you do not mind,
He's dedicated to capturin' one of your kind,

I think that's him over there, so hide behind the light,
Come on and trust me, kid, you're gonna be alright, uh huh

(Spoken) And don't worry about the gate, it's not gonna stop anyone.
Papyrus: NOT GOING TO STOP WHO, SANS?
Sans: Don't feel bad, bro. It might stop any two. 'Sup?
Papyrus: You know what “SUP”, Brother! It's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated the traps! You just stay outside your station! What are you even doing?

(Music starts)
Sans: Staring at this lamp. It's really cool. Do you wanna look?

(Sang)
Papyrus: I don't have time, Sans! What if a human comes through?
I must be ready, get them before they're gone!
That way people will love and respect me,
More than they do already! I will be THE ONE!

(Sans: That doesn't rhyme…)

Papyrus: They won't believe I've captured a human,
And the great Papyrus will get all that he deserves!
Like a hedge carved in the shape of my head
People will ask to be my friend, and I will accept with verve!

(Instrumental, spoken)
Can't you see it, brother? I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning!

Sans: Well, maybe the lamp could help those kisses light up your life.
Papyrus: SANS YOU ARE NOT HELPING, YOU LAZYBONES!
Sans: Take it easy. I've gotten a ton of work done today. A SKELE-ton.

(BA DUM PISH)

Papyrus: SANS!
Sans: Come on, you're smiling.
Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT! Your rimshot interrupted my music! Why does someone so great as me have to work so hard to get some recognition?
Sans: Sounds like you're really working yourself… down to the bone.

(BA DUM PISH)

Papyrus: Ugh… I must get back to work! As for YOUR work… put a little more… BACKBONE into it!
(BA DUM PISH)
Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh! Heh.

(Sung)
Sans: Hey. Come on out, it'll be okay.
Better go, he might come this way.
Or, if you want, you could stay…
(Spoken) And listen to some jokes ;)

Hey… one quick favor, if I may…
My brother's been kind of down,
And it would just make his day,
If a human came to town.

Sans and Chorus:
Hey (Hey) you're not in danger, don't fuss, (don't fuss)
He won't hurt you, Papyrus,
If you keep going this way,
(Spoken) (See you around,fChorus:
Stepping out into the darkness
In a world far below
Hold fast your determination
Through the ice and the snow

Someone creeping up behind your
Wonder where did he go?
Hold fast your determination
Is he friend, is he foe?

Hold fast your determination… (Round)

Sans: (Spoken) Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.
*WHOOPEE CUSHION*
Hehehe, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny.

(Sung)
Hey, anyway, never thought that today,
A little human in a striped shirt would come my way.
What a gaffe, that's a laugh, when you shook my hand-
'Spose I should go 'head, say, “Hi.” “Hi.” My name is Sans.

I'm s'posed to be lookin' out for humans,
But I just don't feel like capturin' you, man,

There's lots to do, there's so much to see,
Here in the underground, if you just stick with me,
But watch out for my brother, if you do not mind,
He's dedicated to capturin' one of your kind,

I think that's him over there, so hide behind the light,
Come on and trust me, kid, you're gonna be alright, uh huh

(Spoken) And don't worry about the gate, it's not gonna stop anyone.
Papyrus: NOT GOING TO STOP WHO, SANS?
Sans: Don't feel bad, bro. It might stop any two. 'Sup?
Papyrus: You know what “SUP”, Brother! It's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated the traps! You just stay outside your station! What are you even doing?

(Music starts)
Sans: Staring at this lamp. It's really cool. Do you wanna look?

(Sang)
Papyrus: I don't have time, Sans! What if a human comes through?
I must be ready, get them before they're gone!
That way people will love and respect me,
More than they do already! I will be THE ONE!

(Sans: That doesn't rhyme…)

Papyrus: They won't believe I've captured a human,
And the great Papyrus will get all that he deserves!
Like a hedge carved in the shape of my head
People will ask to be my friend, and I will accept with verve!

(Instrumental, spoken)
Can't you see it, brother? I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning!

Sans: Well, maybe the lamp could help those kisses light up your life.
Papyrus: SANS YOU ARE NOT HELPING, YOU LAZYBONES!
Sans: Take it easy. I've gotten a ton of work done today. A SKELE-ton.

(BA DUM PISH)

Papyrus: SANS!
Sans: Come on, you're smiling.
Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT! Your rimshot interrupted my music! Why does someone so great as me have to work so hard to get some recognition?
Sans: Sounds like you're really working yourself… down to the bone.

(BA DUM PISH)

Papyrus: Ugh… I must get back to work! As for YOUR work… put a little more… BACKBONE into it!
(BA DUM PISH)
Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh! Heh.

(Sung)
Sans: Hey. Come on out, it'll be okay.
Better go, he might come this way.
Or, if you want, you could stay…
(Spoken) And listen to some jokes ;)

Hey… one quick favor, if I may…
My brother's been kind of down,
And it would just make his day,
If a human came to town.

Sans and Chorus:
Hey (Hey) you're not in danger, don't fuss, (don't fuss)
He won't hurt you, Papyrus,
If you keep going this way,
(Spoken) (See you around, kid)

Chorus:
Say (say)
What a lovely winter day
As the snow is falling down
To wash our cares away

Hold fast your determination
Hold as long the trail you go
Hold fast your determination
Going through the ice and snow
Please be good, as on you goChorus:
Stepping out into the darkness
In a world far below
Hold fast your determination
Through the ice and the snow

Someone creeping up behind your
Wonder where did he go?
Hold fast your determination
Is he friend, is he foe?

Hold fast your determination… (Round)

Sans: (Spoken) Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.
*WHOOPEE CUSHION*
Hehehe, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny.

(Sung)
Hey, anyway, never thought that today,
A little human in a striped shirt would come my way.
What a gaffe, that's a laugh, when you shook my hand-
'Spose I should go 'head, say, “Hi.” “Hi.” My name is Sans.

I'm s'posed to be lookin' out for humans,
But I just don't feel like capturin' you, man,

There's lots to do, there's so much to see,
Here in the underground, if you just stick with me,
But watch out for my brother, if you do not mind,
He's dedicated to capturin' one of your kind,

I think that's him over there, so hide behind the light,
Come on and trust me, kid, you're gonna be alright, uh huh

(Spoken) And don't worry about the gate, it's not gonna stop anyone.
Papyrus: NOT GOING TO STOP WHO, SANS?
Sans: Don't feel bad, bro. It might stop any two. 'Sup?
Papyrus: You know what “SUP”, Brother! It's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated the traps! You just stay outside your station! What are you even doing?

(Music starts)
Sans: Staring at this lamp. It's really cool. Do you wanna look?

(Sang)
Papyrus: I don't have time, Sans! What if a human comes through?
I must be ready, get them before they're gone!
That way people will love and respect me,
More than they do already&