Текст песни Глом - Руки-Крюки

I drop any sandwich
I put on my sweater backwards
I spill soup on my chest at lunch
Unable to tighten the screw
At work, drawings fall out of hand
I wanted to check my mail and broke my laptop.

I have hook hands! (5 times)
These hands don't grow from there!

Well, why are you laughing? You are the same!
Broke a Faberge egg in the Hermitage,
You scratched my King and the Jester CD
She fed the shirt and ironed the cat,
I ditched the car, said: "Forget it!"
She took other people's children out of the kindergarten-she-she!

You have hook hands! (5 times)
These hands don't grow from there!

We decorated the tree and burned the apartment.
We were upset and bought a ticket to Bali.
I pressed some lever on the plane -
The plane fell somewhere in the jungle of Nepal.
And now we are sitting at the Nepalese airport -
I am in different socks, you have a light bulb in your mouth!

We have hook hands!
We've got hook hands! (2 times)
We have hook hands!
I think I know
Where do these hands grow from!

(I changed Lena's refrigerator in July,
Elena ordered that there was no ice.
Lena's linoleum flooded with water,
And her refrigerator fell on me.)

Broken glasses every day.
Injuries in the bathroom - every day.
Mobile phone in a puddle - every day.
A neurologist is needed every day.

After all, we have hook hands
Both have hook hands.
You burned your pants, I smashed the suzuki.
I will not say where these hands grow from!