Текст песни Гарри Польский и MAD SHOW BOYS - Я не ходил на карате

I did not go to karate
(Music and lyrics: Harry Polish)
-------------------------------------------------- -----------------

Ouch! Oh!
dreaming sometimes
I was ninth grade ...
I get into the eye
Heel!
Here you kapets
If you're a chick
Nasty.

Oh! Ouch!
Again get!
School Time -
Black hole!
From time immemorial
Here the law is as follows:
Observed Charter -
Who is stronger, that's right!

All the guys in our class were engaged in karate,
Instilling fear and panic all around.
"Shaolin" was called in our school the 9th "D"
Conducted classes sensei, he is fizruk!
And I, I-lish!
In karate I did not understand a BE or ME!
And I ... I ... eh
Fond of drawing anime.
-------------------------------------------------- -------

Oh! Oh!
Children's my fear:
Furious fist
Starosta - the fool
Cattle!
Once again, I go home
With the bat head!
It's a shame!

Oh! Oh!
Who in the fight a god,
Like Jackie Chan
I kicked in Cachan,
Causing laughter
Do all girls!
Who merges fight
That's not sexy-boy!

All the guys in our class were engaged in karate,
They could not cope with no one around.
All the brigade was called in our school the 9th "D"
At the head was a sensei, he is fizruk.
And I, I-lish!
In karate I did not understand did not understand a BE or ME.
And I ... I ... eh
Fond of drawing anime!

-------------------------------------------------- -------------

In memory of his
I'll click Delete,
Removing unnecessary files.
Time us wiser,
Wins!

All the guys got ten years for karate,
All were sent to the place where the forest around.
Vests instead donned a kimono 9th "D"
With them at the same time sensei, he is fizruk.
And I, I-lish!
In karate I did not understand a BE or ME!
I ... oh, I ...
I met a girl that loves anime!