Текст песни Lunar equator - Майонез

Mayonnaise in my opinion from the best sauces
With it you can gobble up all the way to the anchovies
Salads, meat, potatoes and even borsch
If there is no mayonnaise, I’ll make faces

I explain for the first and last time
It is even tastier to drink beer with mayonnaise
Mushrooms, dumplings and other breakfasts
Even boutiques go with a bang

It’s not for you lecho, not ketchup, not soy sauce
This mayonnaise wrap yourself on a mustache
Even doshirak or rolton tastes better with it
I'm a mayonnaise alcoholic I'm invincible

Now count in the eighteenth century
France first noticed this gift
Since then, man has come to paradise.
And I don’t need to drive steam into my eyes

If you do not like mayonnaise I will tell you
Have you tried real never
In the store - just feces listen to me
I will share the recipe for me not in the bastard, I always

You need six egg yolks
And a couple tablespoons of mustard
One lemon, salt, pepper to taste
A bottle of oil and some vinegar

Yolks the first thing you put in the pan
Of course, obviously empty for this
Top mustard, salt and and lemon juice
Just do not mix anything truncated!

Stir the resulting mixture until smooth
And then pour in a little bit of oil
And to get this divine taste
Add pepper and some vinegar in the end

As you see the whole secret is simple
For example, I eat mayonnaise even in fasting
And I don’t need there for a healthy diet
All the end of the track - goodbye!