Текст песни Lin-Manuel Miranda - Aaron Burr, Sir

[COMPANY]
1776
New York City

[HAMILTON]
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[BURR]
That depends, who's asking?

[HAMILTON]
Oh well sure, sir
I'm Alexander Hamilton
I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

[BURR]
I'm getting nervous

[HAMILTON]
Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched him
It’s a blur, sir
He handles the financials—

[BURR]
You punched the bursar?

[HAMILTON]
Yes, I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two, then join the revolution
He looked at me like I was stupid
I’m not stupid
So how’d you do it?
How’d you graduate so fast?

[BURR]
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[HAMILTON]
You're an orphan
Of course, I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we're worth more
Than anyone bargained for

[BURR]
Can I buy you a drink?

[HAMILTON]
That would be nice

[BURR]
While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

[HAMILTON]
What?

[BURR]
Smile more

[HAMILTON]
Ha

[BURR]
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[HAMILTON]
You can't be serious

[BURR]
You want to get ahead?

[HAMILTON]
Yes

[BURR]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[LAURENS]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?

[LAURENS, MULLIGAN]
Showtime!

[BURR]
...like I said...

[LAURENS]
Showtime! Showtime! Yo!
I’m John Laurens in the place to be!
Uh, two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, uh!
Those redcoats don't want it with me
Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops 'til I'm free!

[LAFAYETTE]
Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the king, “Casse-toi!” Who's the best?
C’est moi!

[MULLIGAN]
Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin’ it
Yes I heard your mother say “come again?”

[LAURENS, LAFAYETTE]
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[MULLIGAN]
Lock up your daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets

[LAFAYETTE]
Wow

[LAURENS]
No more sex
Pour me another brew, son!
Let’s raise a couple more

[LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN]
To the revolution!

[LAURENS]
Well if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton College

[MULLIGAN]
Aaron Burr

[LAURENS]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge

[BURR]
Good luck with that
You’re takin’ a stand
You spit, I’mma sit
We’ll see where we land

[LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN]
Booooo/Ohhhhhh

[LAURENS]
Burr, the revolution’s imminent
What do you stall for?

[HAMILTON]
If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?

[LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE]
Oooh

[LAURENS]
Who are you?

[MULLIGAN]
Who are you?

[LAFAYETTE]
Who are you?

[LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE]
Who, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?