I remember every bridge
I ever jumped off blindly
And all my boring stories
Keep reminding me
'Cause in all honesty
I used to be an authority
On irony and remembering
My broken dreams and everything
That used to be around
And it's not so complicated
To explain why these feelings faded
Please pass some sanity,
Saint to mediocrity
And keep me out of my sobriety
14 and 23,
Bridge and tunnel authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety
I say we just celebrate
(I say we just celebrate)
And all my past mistakes
And all my too little to lates
'Cause in all honesty
I used to be an authority
On irony and remembering
My broken dreams and everything
That used to be around
And did I forget mention
That I've lost al my best intentions
Please pass some sanity,
Saint to mediocrity
And keep me out of my sobriety
14 and 23,
Bridge and tunnel authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety
Yeah, it's not so complicated yet
Until explain why these feelings faded
Please pass some sanity,
Saint to mediocrity
And keep me out of my sobriety
14 and 23,
Bridge and tunnel authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety