I was sittin' in lane
Mindin' my own business
It was Ezreal on my team in lane
He was fightin'
A Morgana
But, she looked so good she was drivin' me insane!
I wanted to show that I care
I wanted to see her underwear
I wanted her to know that I was there
So I showed her I was lovin' her
the only way I knew!
(It was my)
Laser Guided Affection
Pointed in yer direction
Laser Guided Affection
There's no escape from my love!
She got too close
and I lost control!
I started firin' my gun!
She couldn't shield herself from me!
Her HP went to zero
and she said-
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
I'M FUCKING LEAVING
THIS IS SUDSDHAFGJSFD
I'M FUCKING LEAVING
(RAGE QUIT)
I knew she wouldn't leave me
I knew she couldn't stay away
I was her favorite turret!
And I showed my affection in the best way
I knew she couldn't take it
But I couldn't resist!
I fired right at her braces
and gave her nipples a twist!
Laser guided affection
There's no escape!
Laser guided affection
It'll leave you in bad shape!
