Well, I have a story
you might think is boring
but I'm gonna tell it
to you anyway
It starts with a reason
which gets me believing
I'm gonna waste
your time today
It goes
Boring
Keeps going and going
the story keeps on flowing
it never relents or stops
later the day
I can't help but thinking
you must have been drinking
'cause you'll just tell it anyway
It goes
Boring
Woooooooow
Well, I have a story
you might think is boring
but I'm gonna tell it
to you anyway
It starts with a reason
which gets me believing
I'm gonna waste
your time today
It goes
Boring