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You spoil things, do you?
Think that's fun?
Ruining people's lives?
Just spoiling that Mufasa dies?
I'm so tired
Of hearing spoilers all the time
People spoiling books and films and TV shows of mine
Talking with people is a minefield
Season finals getting revealed
— The end of Breaking Bad was great!
— Shut up!
Wait!
I haven't seen it yet!
— You haven't seen it yet?
— He hasn't seen it yet.
— Stop talkin 'bout it, you idiot!
Where's the spoiler tag?
Huh? Douchebag?
I don't wanna know 'bout twists and turns
Who lives, who dies or who returns
— Have you seen Game of Thrones, did you also cry
When everybody-
Shup!
I haven't seen it yet!
— You haven't seen it yet?!
— He hasn't seen it yet.
— I don't get HBO on my box from GET!
Here's list of my “gotta sees“
So please don't ever talk about any of these
— You haven't seen Star Wars? Are you mad?!
— Shut up!
— But you knew that Darth Vader is Luke's dad?
— Aaaaah!
Don't spoil it
I haven't seen it yet
Don't spoil it
Shut up!
I'm gonna shove them spoilers down your throat
And slap your face with the TV remote
Then break your collection of movies in two
And do like the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo...
If I just had seen it
— You haven't seen it yet?
— Shut up! He hasn't seen it yet!
Come on tell us what you've seen!
Matrix, Scarface, Halloween?
And what about the Sixth Sense?
Everybody knows how that ends!
(Aaaaah!)
Don't spoil it! Don't spoil it!
I haven't seen it yet, I haven't seen it yet
So don't spoil it! Don't spoil it!
(lalalalalalala)
I can't hear ya! You can't spoil it!
(lalalalalalala)
I can't hear ya! You can't spoil it!
After internet spoiled that Snape killed Dumbledore
I don't even dare to go online no more
I don't want to know anything about
Anything I don't know anything about!
So don't spoil it!
Imma freak out!
Imma scream and shout!
— Jesus Christ...
Jesus!
I don't wanna know what happens to Jesus!
I have the Bible on my nightstand
And I'm gonna read it some day!
Even with a bloody Jesus hanging on crosses everywhere,
I cross my fingers and believe
He's gonna be ok!
So don't spoil it! Don't spoil it!
(lalalalalalala)
You can't spoil it! I can't hear ya!
Don't spoil who won the Second World War to me!
— You don't know that!?
— He doesn't know that.
Don't spoil how I turn off my PC
— You don't know that?
— I don't know that!
Don't spoil when this song's gonna end
This could be a 10-hour version my friend
And don't spoil that we're just gonna die some day
I haven't lived my life yet, so don't spoil it, ok!
Baybey!
Don't tell me we're having a baby!
Even if that stomach is quite a giveaway
I wanna be surprised when it pops out of your vajayjay!
Don't spoil that smoking kills
Don't spoil that I have to pay my bills
Don't spoil the importance of wearing protection
Don't spoil how to treat this penile infection!
Shut your windows, lock your doors
Turn off your lights
And shut up!
— That's how Sopranos end!
— Shut up!
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