buy me lots of gifts
cos im on the track
spend the money that you saved
for your mom on crack
dont you know youre the best gift
that she could ask
just tell her who it's for
she wouldn't dare get mad
if you really wanna show me how you feel
get ready to skip a couple hundred meals
i need some hard monetary evidence that it's real
so step it up, the holidays are near
boys who have bad taste in gifts
are usually boys who get none of this
dont waste your time wrapping up your shit
uninspired basic presents? things to which im allergic
i'm a goddess, we're talking human sacrifice
and a ceremony where i get worshipped
i need the spark and the flare something impressive
not a boring tree, check my christmas list