One, two, three, four
Richard is important to Richard And his most important friends He doesn't take phone calls He sits in his office and pretends He's Atticus Finch, he's everybody's mensh
And when it comes to clients He counts himself among the very best But when it comes to stature He only counts the size of other men's desks He's counting every inch, he's counting every inch
And it's only entertainment And it's only entertainment Don't make it so hard Don't make it so hard
Amanda of the underground Brings high art to her lo-fi sound machine Her nifty hipster friends agree A band is only as good as it's seen Save us Polly Jean, we know not what we mean
And it's only entertainment And it's only entertainment Don't make it so hard Don't make it so hard
Freddie's demographic grows Angry boys in baggy clothes Critics eulogize the songs As record store clerks mourn along And the years go by and the chords don't change We're all Pat Boone by different names
And it's only entertainment And it's only entertainment Don't make it so hard (It's only entertainment) Don't make it so hard Don't make it so hard (It's only entertainment) Don't make it so hard
You take it so hard (It's only entertainment) We take it so hard (It's only entertainment)