They're in the outback of Australia
They're in the African Karroo
They're in the tundra of Alaska
And there's one in Timbuktu
They're in Papua New Guinea
Singapore and in Rangoon
Neil Armstrong said he even
Saw them on the moon
They're everywhere
They're everywhere
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare
They're happy little nation
Despite the situation
If you need them they'll be there
'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere
They're in the whole of Europe
From Finnland down to Spain
In the good old Middle East
From Israel to Bahrein
And I heard from sources in
The FBI and KGB
Security in the Kremlin's
Run by a guy from the BSAP
They're everywhere
They're everywhere
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare
They're happy little nation
Despite the situation
If you need them they'll be there
'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere
They're crawling out the woodwork
They're falling out the trees
And they usually found
Where there's braai smoke in the breeze
The fellers in their shorts
They're the breed that's really rare
No matter where you go -
They are Rhodies everywhere
They're everywhere (you go)
They're everywhere (you know)
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare (uh-ho!)
They're happy little nation
Despite the situation
If you need them they'll be there
'Cause there're Rhodies everywhere.
