MARIO:
Hey, Kuppa, kimi tte sa shitsukosugiru ze
Piichi no koto wa mou akiramenayo
BOWSER:
Oainiku-sama sou wa ikanee tte koto sa
Ore-sama koso kanojo no destiny
PEACH:
Futari-tomo ne oyame ni natte
Kagami wo yoku goran nasai
MARIO&BOWSER:
Sore wa iwanee tte hanashi da ze
Datte otoko wa haato de shoubu
[verse 2]
BOWSER:
My sweetest peach girl, ai shiteru n da ze
Wakarana kerya mata rachi*kankin
MARIO:
Inochi kakete ubaikaesu kedo
Kimi no kokoro wa ubaenai no
PEACH:
Futari tomo ii kagen ni shite
Dare ni kuchi wo kiiteru no?
MARIO&BOWSER:
Tsundere na toko mo miryoku-teki
Sou otoko wa haato de shoubu
[musical pause]
Suki sa suki sa suki sa
Suki sa daisuki da
[x2]
LUIGI:
Chotto matte ohitori owasure janai desu ka?
Ruiji sanjou omatase
MARIO:
E nani nani nani gomen gomen gomen
BOWSER:
KY!KY! naa kuuki yome koruaa
MARIO:
Choushi dzuiteru to maji fumitsubusu zo
PEACH:
Kinoko yaro wa hotori de kekkou
Baataa no kuse ni namaiki ne
MARIO&BOWSER:
Rukkusu dake wa chuu no ke dakedo
MARIO:
Ne otoko wa haato de shoubu
BOWSER:
-otoko wa haato de shoubu
PEACH:
Otoko wa kao de shoubu~
[ending]
BOWSER:
Aa, yatto owatta
MARIO:
-tsukkaremashita ne
BOWSER:
Dou yo kore kara ippai iku ka
MARIO:
A, suimasen, kyou chotto
Are ga kore de kou nande
BOWSER:
A, sakan de nee, kondo shoukai shite yo
MARIO:
Cho-cho-cho, kore maiku kiretenai'su yo