Well, my baby moved on up the road to Boulder
And livin' there is makin' her so odd
She gave away her rockabilly records
And bought a new CD by Big Head Todd
We used to ride my '57 Chevy
But now she said that cruisin' leaves her bored
She's livin' in a psychedelic schoolbus
And drivin' round the country with the Horde
We used to have it good in Commerce City
Livin' in a cozy little shack
Her lipstick and her beehive looked so pretty
I wish that I could get my baby back
She used to fix me great big greasy burgers
But now she said that meat is on the outs
She found herself a hippie for a boyfriend
Who fixed her up some tofu and some sprouts
She gave away the high heels that I bought her
And got a pair of Dr. Martin boots
And the things that those Boulderites they taught her
She's smokin' pot and hash and snortin' toots
Her pretty ponytail's turned into dreadlocks
I don't know where she left her fishnet hose
But they wouldn't look so good with her Birkenstocks
Or the rings in her eyelids and her nose
Well, my baby moved on up the road to Boulder
And livin' there is makin' her so odd
She gave away her rockabilly records
And bought a new CD by Big Head Todd
We used to ride my '57 Chevy
But now she said that cruisin' leaves her bored
She's livin' in a psychedelic schoolbus
And drivin' round the country with the Horde
She's livin' in a psychedelic schoolbus
And drivin' round the country with the Horde
