Once upon a time a million years ago
I was drinking on a plane
I asked the pilot
“What do all these buttons do?”
He said I don’t know
I don’t fucking know
Then on some stupid beach
I wanted rum and coke
I’d barely only spoke
She said “What goes in that?”
I said I don’t know
Please don’t think I’m being beastly
It’s only just my memory betrays me
Then:
I ended up in jail
Cigarettes for sale
Toiletries and drugs
Tobacco by the plug
Head to toe in blue
And every time a screw
Asked me what I’d done
My reply was one of
I don’t know