Look at these patch notes where is my name?
Where is Lord Tachanka who is to blame?
Patch after patch, and i'm in these handchuffs... All that Lord tachanka wants is a buff!
I'm never chosen to play, and people say i'm gay!
And i can't wait till the day, i get buffed...
I mean just imagine. Huh! A heavy machine gun with with wheels... Or! A laser gatling gun! Huh! I can be the best! Just you wait... Huh! At least... at least i have my solid steel helmet capable of deflecting any bull-(gun shot)