[NYAN CAT]
Look up
In the sky
Not a bird
Not a plane
It's just little old me
Nyan Cat's the name
I'm a pop tart
Don't get it twisted son
Been crushin cosmic pussy
Since life number one
I'm first cat in space
Won the cat space race
Here to cat bread you
Have some wheat on your face
Oh your name is Tard?
That's short for retarded
Don't get mad
Have some skittles
I just sharted
Your face looks like
A shitty cat version
Of Ron Swanson
You'll be forgotten
Like the pubes
Dangling off my Johnson
You're big in real life
But on Youtube I'm huge
You can die tomorrow
I'll still get 80,000 views
[GRUMPY CAT]
What doesen't kill you
Pisses me off
So I'm gonna be the one
To fucking finish the job
I eat
I sleep
I excrete
And lick my paws
You fly through space
That's it?
You should be hauling around Santa Claus
I'll eat you for breakfast
And turn you into a nice turd
Have you seen "Titanic"?
My favorite actor
Was the iceberg
I'm a celebrity
I'm in time magazine
The biggest name in pets
Since uhh
Motherfucking lassie
You're a try hard
I didn't even want fame
Kicking your ass
It's in my DNA
[NYAN CAT]
You're shorter than the pinky
Of Peter Dinklage
Scratch that
More like Dinklages's Peter
Going through shrinkage
You're still a virgin
My penis caused the big bang
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
What's wrong Gumpy?
Where's the other six dwarves?
Celebrating your absence
With coffee-flavored liquors?
You're bout to get spade
And I've got flush
You down the toilet
Your wack raps
Make me blush
I'll put you in a blender
I'll turn you to slush
TBH
You're not the first
Pussy I've crushed
[GRUMPY CAT]
Crush me with those rhymes?
You're batshit delirious
I had fun once
It was a traumatic experience
And maybe I am smaller
Than a midget's frigit noodle
But at least I'm not some
Wanna-be
Toaster strudel
You ain't shit
You ancient
You're 8-bit
Atari
Just quit
You won't get
These eight tits
I'm sorry
Cuz the only reason you got
To be that tasty
Is your dad couldn't get pussy
So he sexed a pastry
