John Hinckley Jr. might have been a little crazy
But there ain't nothing wrong with trying to kill the president
Especially when it's Ronald Reagan
He almost killed us all
And John Hinckley Jr. might have been a little crazy
For getting so obsessed with Jodie Foster
But how can you blame him,
When she's so beautiful
And he did it all for love, he did it all for love
It was all for love
John Hinckley Jr. might have been a little crazy
For letting a movie effect him so strongly
But Robert De Niro was great back then
And it's easy to get swept away
If you ask me, he was a true romantic
Like a hero from some fairytale
I just hope someday,
Someone will love me that way
Oh, I want to be loved,
Yeah, I want to be loved
Like John loves Jodie
I want someone to want to assassinate a president for me!