A little bit pretentious
A little southern pride
A little bit of Cash to mask my
Sensitive side
A healthy dose of heartache
A teaspoon of insane
A sweet taste for murder
Spurred on by
Video Games
(Wownowowowowowownow)
I’m coming at you on a PanAmerica
Flight from kingdom come
The Almighty gave His only one begotten son
I’m the strain on the face of a liar
I’m the flame on a funeral pyre
Introducing the very best
Pleased to meet you, Johnny West
I’m a tidal wave coming right at you
I met the devil in an online chat room
And he and I are going bat-to-bat soon
So we’ll see who comes out on top
A Chupacabra in a pair if Chuck Taylor’s
Been number one since mom went into labor
Take me home and I will be your sailor
I’ll make you scream
I’m the cream of the crop
(Wownowowowowowownow)
I’m coming at you on a PanAmerica
Flight from kingdom come
The Almighty gave His only one begotten son
I’m the strain on the face of a liar
I’m the flame on a funeral pyre
Introducing the very best
Pleased to meet you, Johnny West
I’m the anchor rockin the boat
I’m the anger in the back of your throat
You wanna step up? Well I’ve got to confess that I never back down I’m
Johnny West
I’ve got a winning complexion
I’ve got a pretty face
I got a pension for hate
And I’m gonna instate my master race:
You gotta have emotion
You need a beating heart
You gotta have “the look”
You need a big black book”
You gotta tear it apart
I’m the strain on the face of a liar
I’m the flame on a funeral pyre
Introducing the very best
Pleased to meet you, Johnny West
I’m the anchor rockin the boat
I’m the anger in the back of your throat
You wanna step up? Well I’ve got to confess that I never back down I’m
Johnny West
Here’s Johnny