Grunkalunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo,
We've got a friendly warning for you.
Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis,
The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis.
Grunkalunka /#1: Asking questions in school is a great way to learn.
Grunkalunka /#2: If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke.
Grunkalunka /#1: We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm.
Grunkalunka /#2: It could easily happen again to you folks.
Grunkalunkas: So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut,
Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt.