Pinkie: "Are you, uh, a real Pinkie?"
Blinkie: "Well, uh,...I dunno."
Pinkie: "Have you ever played a prank, like, uh, like a practical joke?"
Blinkie: "Nope."
Pinkie: "Have you ever worn a silly costume?"
Blinkie: "Naahh nope..."
Pinkie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Pinkies!
Fun!
We are Pinkie Pie!
Fun!
We are Pinkie Pie!
[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in Pinkery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Pinkie Number One
You have to chase silly filly on the run.
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(Oooo~)
(No, don't touch that!)
[Hook]
Fun!
We are Pinkie Pie!
Fun!
We are Pinkie Pie!
[Verse 2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at these horns, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to blow
Blow!
(Blow em at her, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
She'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! What are you doing!??)
Ba-ba-ba-badapa-ba-ba-, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Pinkie Pie
Fun!
Ba-ba-ba-badapa-ba-ba-, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
SHOW THAT PINKIE PRIDE!
Ba-ba-ba-badapa-ba-ba-, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Pinkie Pie
Fun!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Pinkie Pie!
We are Pinkie Pie!
We are Pinkie Pie!
FUN!