a hundred thousand Kustom watts of power
wanna make it get louder
if you wanna get to the top of the pops you little snot
you put the cock in your rock and you make a lot of money
if i was a rock and roll star
if i was a rock and roll star
won’t you show me who you are
ya got a taste for the bizarre and absurd
exorcize your demons - let yourself be heard
if you wanna get to the top of the pops you little snot
you put the cock in your rock and you make a lot of money
(i'm a rock - i'm a rock)
if i was a rock and roll star
(i'm a rock - i'm a rock)
if i was a rock and roll star
(i'm a rock - i'm a rock)
won’t you show me who you are
everybody would just look at me and say you’ve got it made
what did it take?
we’ll hell if i know how i got this way
it was a weird mistake
so now let’s get away with what we can take
we all got it made – it must seem criminal
(i'm a rock - i'm a rock)
if i was a rock and roll star
(i'm a rock - i'm a rock)
if i was a rock and roll star
(i'm a rock - i'm a rock)
won’t you show me who you are