Jorgen:
With my muscles
I will tussles
With all those
Who dare discusses
A clear and
Present crisis
To my authority
with my knuckles
You will buckles
Like a chicken you will clucks
For I so do love Da Ruleses
And I know Da Rules love me
You will learn to fear my mighty fist
If my song won't help you get the gist
And though you fools might disagree
But you will all answer to me
With this polka
I will choke-a
but first this frappe mocha
I was shocked when
I awoke-a
To a world where kids all ruled
With my biceps
I must try-ceps
To see the kids are now denied-ceps
The magic we'll supply-ceps
For your jobs must be retooled
Oh, I love to get to draw the line
And you morons make me all the time
For the rules are very clear
Und now the time is here
For me to
Pull back the fairies
Head Pixie & Sanderson:
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back
Jorgen:
Bring them all home one by one
Pull back the fairies
H.P. & Sanderson:
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back
Jorgen:
Now that my mocha is done
Pull back the fairies
H.P. & Sanderson:
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back
Jorgen:
Now that kids have the reins
Now we're pulling, pulling, pulling, back the fairies
So I can...
Jorgen, H.P. & Sanderson:
Bring them pain
