Знаешь, не будь я конченым распиздяем, позвал бы тебя на свидание, ты бы согласилась... Ведь я был бы тогда не еблан, как сейчас, а другой был бы совсем...знаешь... ну типо хороший. Мы бы с тобой здорово погуляли... Возможно стали бы даже парнем и девушкой...И может я не портил бы все, как обычно порчу и ты не считала бы меня козлом, и может все было бы хорошо.
You know, if I hadn't been a fucking freak, I would have called you on a date, you would have agreed ... After all, I would not have been fucking then, as now, and the other would have been completely ... you know ... well, kind of good. You and I would have a great walk ... Perhaps we would even become a guy and a girl ... And maybe I would not spoil everything, as usual spoil and you would not consider me a goat, and maybe everything would be fine.