I started watching Doctor Who C Bb
'Cause they all said it was great F Bb
Told me I'd love Nine and Ten C Bb
And the Daleks I would hate Am G
They were all correct, of course Am F
Then Eleven came to air Bb G
Why didn't anyone warn me Am F
About the way that Moffat scares Bb C
Now Moffat ruined the internet C Bb
He stole the world wide web F Bb
It's not safe to go online C Bb
Now we might as well be dead Am G
Because the danger lurks within Am F
I'm sure this is the end Bb G
There's a big bad in the wifi Am F
Now I have to make real friends Bb C
We already feared the statues C Bb
Cracks could grit our teeth F Bb
I thought the next show C Bb
Would make us scared to breathe Am G
But whenever I got worried Am F
There was one thing I could do Bb G
Leave it up to Moffat Am F
To ruin that thing, too Bb C
