They started working in the factories of George Devol
Quietly stamping out the fridges and the japanese car
Over a decade designs evolved
To sweeping your floor in a circular avatar
Aerospase and a ton of double-e
Structural engineering, nanotech and ECE
Hired a spiky yellow girl with a bachelor's degree
From Carnegie Mellow university
Bake a "Not" and an "Or" and an "And" and a "Nan"
Germanium 32 and silicone's sand
Keep a bucket of diodes and ICs on hand
Add a layer of software, by your command
This machine is the best we've wrought
It's designed to searn, and it's carefully taught
Only something went stray with it's neural net
Now the biggest of our problems is a drunken robot
It's D to the R to the capital P
It stands for Drunken Robot Pornography
Proposed, designed and built courtesy
Of Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries
It's D to the R to the capital P
We stand for Drunken Robot Pornography
We dreamed, we built, unleashed with glee
We're Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries
I saw a robot mixing ice cream at WPI
Forward kinematic solver, hybrid power supply
I said: "We'd like chocolate, my friend and I"
"Here's your vanilla" - was its reply
Knew some fuzzy-headed girls with a bachelor's degree
From Cambridge Massachusett's MIT
Build planetary landers and a UAV
Blowing bunkers in microscopic sub-debris
Three laws savvy these constructs ain't
Our scientific work shows no restraint
"Lights off" factories, 'ya just press "Go"
They humma in the dark with no complaint
After surmounting the technical unknowns
Like power and vision we have shown
That Capek ain't got nothing on our drones
Cause his'll rebell, but ours'll break bones
It's D to the R to the capital P
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