if you're feeling easy and you need a place to dwell
take a little walk down to seedy hotel
seedy hotel
seedy hotel
yeah what the hell
everything's swell
at seedy hotel
well there's a tv in your room playing porno all night long
juke box in the bar playing only lonely songs
broken hearted lovers
who look so fine
at the seedy hotel
you're going to have a seedy good time
well every room is fully equipped
with vices and devices
and a hang man's noose
just incase you have a crisis
tell us what you want
anything for your pleasure
take us as you find us
and take us at your leisure
say if your baby leaves you and you don't feel so well
you know they've got the cure round at seedy hotel
yeah come around and visit us
if there's something you lack
one step inside the door
you'll never look back
oh no no
seedy hotel
seedy hotel
seedy hotel
seedy hotel
seedy hotel
yeah seedy hotel
seedy hotel