Lyrics:
Hyaaaa-aah-aaaahh!
[Epic guitar]
(Verse)
Beer, boar, and bloody fights,
And slaughtered knights!
In ancients times we partied hard
We fought a retarded guard
In the quest for the dragons' milk we found
A burning sword in the ground
Battle for the golden beer begun
(Bridge)
Blood sweat and beer
It's worth a tear
Never fear - dragonslayer's here
(Chorus)
Defender of a thousand beers
To the dragon corpse we raise a cheers
Protector of the holy brew
Death to all who are untrue
[Repeat until epic]
(Verse)
This war of lagers, ales
And creamy stouts
The dragons' minions scream and shout
Gory wounds when beer sprays out
We challenge mighty sword of evil
Death by hammer, times medieval
Mighty feast and beer retrieval
(Bridge)
Blood sweat and beer
It's worth a tear
Never fear - dragonslayer's here
(Chorus)
Defender of a thousand beers
To the dragon corpse we raise a cheers
Protector of the holy brew
Death to all who are untrue
[Repeat until epic]
[Masterful epic solo]
(Chorus by epic choir)
Defender of a thousand beers
To the dragon corpse we raise a cheers
Protector of the holy brew
Death to all who are untrue
Hyyiiaaaaah-aaaah-aaah!
Never fear!
Dragonslayer (is here to)...
Aaah-aaah-aah
...to drink your beer!