The turkey in our radar range has roamed too far from home
We mailed our Christmas wishes in, now Santa`s on his own
Momma wants some tupperware, Daddy wants a Stetson
There`s snow on all the prickly pear, the winter round-up`s done
It`s sleepytime for cowgirls, the night has just begun
And that ol` Lone Star shines bright down on every Texan
It`s Christmastime in Texas
People go a caroling
Divinity `n mistletoe
And sing-a-longs with Bing
But we rosin up the fiddle
And do the Christmas Swing
Laura wants some go-go boots, a slinky in her sock
And add a pearl for Robin and a wind-up Snoopy clock
Martie wants a Barbie, Emmy wants a rhinestone ring
Santa`s coming south to see us, his team of longhorn flying
Cowpokes know they best be good `cuz Saint Nick may be spying
Let`s two step, cowboy, to the Christmas Swing
So blow you ol` blue northern
And make the cowbells ring
From Abilene to Beaumont
Folks sing along with Bing
And if it snows in late December we don`t care!
We`ll do the Christmas Swing