Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in ev'ry
Greek opinion poll
What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talkin' S.R.O.
He was a no-one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero - in no time flat
Zero to hero - just like that
When he smiled
The girls went wild with oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
(on ev'ry "vahse")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche an' famous
He could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
Hercie, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zero to hero - a major hunk
Zero to hero - and who'da thunk
Who put the glad in gladiator?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are greater the a-ter?
Hercules!
Is he bold?
No-one braver!
Is he sweet?
Our fav'rite flavour
Hercules, Hercules...
