Текст песни Dефект Rечи - Капитан Очевидность

Verse:
My friend and I were humming by the night fire
And suddenly, oh, we were in bed
What should we do next, because we took off our pants
Maybe just go for a run or drink some water?

We both don't know, well, tell me how
We're lost without you. Show the right path
You are a wise asshole, you know who, where and with whom
You know where my finger is and where my dick is

Chorus:
Life is always shit outside if a lieutenant is around
We know for sure that we need Obvious Captain
If you suddenly drown, then you will not swim
Well, if you cut off a leg, you will get a disability
Signature: Captain Obvious

Verse:
I'm in a panic, a little upset. I'm going to the kitchen to drink kefir
Here, oops, porn on the screen, albeit not live
Now I know what to do
I know who turned on the screen
Helped me to do what I started
Invisible Wonder Captain

Chorus:
Life is always shit outside if a lieutenant is around
We know for sure that we need Obvious Captain
If you suddenly drown, then you will not swim
Well, if you cut off a leg, you will get a disability
Signature: Captain Obvious

Ending:
And whatever I say, any answer, accept
THANKS CAPTAIN
Suck it off!