Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop, hooray
Lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the roller coaster last night
Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Through the crowded haunted house below, oh no
Human hamburger, no
And it's crushed little kids, crushed little kids
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little lids adorn the board
See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
Oh police, call your lawyer first
Make the witnesses go home and they'll turn on the TV
And see crushed little kids, crushed little kids
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids, crushed little kids
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little lids adorn the boardwalk