Текст песни chupix - Мой член

I have a member so huge that he already gets to God
and to be honest I'm embarrassed by this a little
I have already developed a huge cock complex
and every day accompanies me a lot of decay
every morning he rests on the ceiling
on the street I prove to everyone that I do not have three legs
there are only two, the third is the largest
I throw it on the balcony and go home
because of him I can’t play football normally
if the ball had an ass I would play anally
I’m like Cristiano Ronaldo on the field
I beat penal dick while at home in the bedroom
when he was thrown up, he flew into orbit
playing baseball i don't use bat
and each time my friends throw an insult to me
because when I entered the bathhouse everyone was screaming prayers
but no one was saved, I broke the hell out of the bath
my dick doesn't fit even the biggest doors
once I was on an island and the flood began
and to save people we needed a huge bridge
the bridge was so long that there was no garrison
and because of this, a new continent formed
this is my member, the population is almost a billion
when I started pissing almost everyone had a heart attack

dick, this is my dick, this is my dick
come to rest with us, your mother is with us

dick, this is my dick, this is my dick
the elite is gathered here, they guard my dick
dick, this is my dick, this is my dick