Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have loser's day parade for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
Til the pizza man delivers
Smile and know I loved ya til the end
Here's what you do when my time comes to pass
Charlie told me through the reflection in his glass
Don't waste time prayin cause I'm never comin back
Just throw a party in my name
Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have loser's day parade for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
Til the pizza man delivers
Smile and know I loved ya til the end
Here's what you write on the stone over my grave
"His friends were earned and not a penny saved"
Don't waste time cryin cause you too are on your way
To meet me at the pawn shop in the sky
Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have loser's day parade for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
Til the pizza man delivers
Smile and know I loved ya til the end
Smile and know i loved ya til the end
Just smile and know i loved ya til the end