When I was younger
Life was so cruel
I couldn't fit in
My paddling pool
And when I went to the park
Other kids would laugh at me
And I'd always be asked to
Get footballs down from trees cos
I was just too tall, I was just too tall
I was just to tall it's true
But I swore one day, I'd make them pay
And I knew just what I'd do,
I'd play for Liverpool
I so was determined
To make them the fools
Then I left Southampton
And joined Liverpool
And after a 4 month goal drought
Scored two against Wigan
And then people said that
I possessed great feet for a big man
I played football, I played football
I played football it's true
And then I stole fans hearts,
With the robot dance,
It seemed that all my dreams came true,
When i got the winner against Man U
Now with my team mates
My life is great
They all drive sports cars
With private number plates
I wanted a Ferrari
And a Lambourghini too
But the only way
I can drive them
Is if I open the sunroof
I'm just too tall, I'm just too tall
I'm just to tall it's true
But I swore one day, I'd make them pay
And I knew just what I'd do,
That’s why I play for Liverpool