Santa Claus was born in 1945
He had a boogy-woogie Coca-Cola army jive
And when the Commies gave the polio to Doris Day
Santa helped the Beatles chase McCarthy away
That Baby Boomer Santa
He never gonna die
Santa fought at Woodstock and Vietnam
And smoked a ton of acid and burned his bra
And then in 1970 he did more drugs
And his hair stayed long and he … grew a mustache
Baby Boomer Santa
He’s gonna stay ali-hi-hi-ive
Santa invented Spielberg and microchips
Santa invented Coca-Cola and aerobics
He made the Iron Curtain and the Gremlins 2
Fake butter and AIDS and Twin Peaks
Baby Boomer Santa
Thank you for MTV
Baby Boomer Santa
Thank you for everything
You’re welcome
You’re welcome for everything
In the world
You’re welcome
You’re welcome for all that I bring
To the world
I’m Baby Boomer Santa
I bring the gift of the world
Baby Boomer Santa
I’m an American pearl
