Do you hear this noise, dear?
I'm getting annoyed here
Junkcrabs settle in our clock
they racket about as if to mock
This noise is past-bearing
If I am not erring
junkcrabs in the chronograph
are having a laugh
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-clickedy
bla bla bla
I'm shaken awake and
If I'm not mistaken
Junkcrabs nesting in our clock
they racked about in the tickedy-tock
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-clickedy-click
clickedy-clickedy-rattle-groan-tickedy
creak-helter-skelter-gargle-zizzle-zoom
p'tang-rumble-grumble-bazinga-kaboom
oopsiedaisy-clatter-outch-gurgle-argh
All doubts excluded
if I'm not deluded
pincered agitators
rummage our chronometer
It's late and I'm tired
If I'm not ill-wired
junkcrabs cause that dreadful noise
in our time measurement device
What's that now You kidding
trumpets and fiddling
what the crap I'm going to snap
thin ice — risk of skidding
How can you sleep
with junkcrabs near the ear well to my sorrow
I fear my dear we have to x
our wedding tomorrow
