It all started when they were younger they never got along
They kept kicking each other's asses to prove each other wrong
But the harder that they tried the longer both of them denied
That this violence wasn't healing either side
So one fateful night right in the middle of the fight
With hateful vengeance running through
Their appetite for killing grew
Into a metamorphosis and they
(Took off their clothes) They started making out but not like in porn it was true love
All of their violent rage suppressed what they were really scared of
Suddenly their futures didn't seem so grim
Once they gave brand new meaning to the words (Finish Him!)
But off the battlefield they knew they had to stay quiet
The situation mirrored Romeo and Romeo
Scorpion got into his freezer to pretend
That subzero was lying next to him
Subzero attached 10 fishing hooks into his back
And told his wife to yank on the line
While she's whispered "Vengeance is mine"
But it's just not the same without his man
(Playin' hard to get) It's time for foreplay and Scorpion will suit their needs
When he says "Get Over Here!" Instead of a hook he shoots anal beads
Everything felt so right which made them more perplexed
How could years of Mortal Kombat be erased by make-up sex?
