LYRICS
All kneel for Daenerys Stormborn, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles and Mother of Dragons
CHORUS
I am the mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
I'll put your head on a spike
This is my revenge
On all the cheats and liars
I'll melt your fu**ing balls with
A song of Ice and Fire
I'm a mad king's daughter
I'll burn your bricks and mortar
Born in a storm
Think you can make me holla
I used to have a brother
A little beggar king
But then my hot ass hubby
Turned his head into bling
Had another brother too
Rhaegar was his name
He bit it on the Trident
Cause the wolf girl was his flame
I married Conan,
He had no shirt or slacks
The longest locks of all the Khals
And I outlived his ass
Lost my v-card to Drogo
On the show it wasn't great
In the books kinda sexy
But both statutory rape
CHORUS
I am the mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
I'll put your head on a spike
Ra sava sol ma'an (as the stars look down in witness)
Ahn havelo shak aj aka (I will pledge this gift)
Chalaka Dothrai mrraanha ( a prince rides within me)
Sheg mishrakia (My sun and stars)
(**spelling is phoenetic)
I'm a queen I ain't easy
So kneel to Khaleesi
My dragon eggs cracked
When death came in three-sies
First my unborn stallion
Then my sun and stars
I barbecued the witch bitch
And my children roared
Wanna get with this
You best be fit
I'm a fire proof albino
Dragons suckin on my tits
I breast feed lizards
And drink poison with wizards
Show lies to my eyes
Ill have my kids burn your gizzards
Not a bird or a plane
It's fire in the sky
Cuz In the game of thrones
You win or you die
CHORUS
I am the mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
I'll put your head on a spike
I'm gonna ride my dragons
You know nothing Jon Snow
Screw your Redhead ho
I'm the baddest bitch on the show
I'm the last Targaryen,
You invented cunnilingus?
I'm versed in High Valeryan
Cause I'm a fu**ing linguist
Hear my mother tongue
And don't take the piss
Ill steal your slave army
With a word: Dracarys
Dracarys!!!
I'll watch you poop your pants
Cause Drogon's gonna hiss
And burn you up like ants
Watch my show on HBO
And if you need a reason
You can see me nude,
But mostly in first season
Who'll be the last standing
At the end in King's Landing?
Bow down and pray
Cause It's gonna be me
Ssshh don't wake the dragon
Don't wake the dragon
Don't wake the dragon
YOU WOKE THE DRAGON!
CHORUS
I am the mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
The mother of dragons
I'll put your head on a spike
