Gary Galavant and Richard: OH!
We're off on a secret mission
We got us a secret plan
Galavant: We're going to go and slay your bro
Richard: As quietly as we can
Galavant and Richard: We'll sneak up and then surprise him
Before he has time to think
Richard: We're off and away
Galavant: But first another drink
Galavant and Richard: Da da da da da da
Galavant: We're off on a secret mission
Richard: A totally secret scheme
Galavant: We'll slyly do in your next of kin
Richard: And quietly make him scream
Galavant: We gotta be swift and stealthy
Richard: So none will raise a stink
Galavant and Richard: We're off and away
But first another drink
Da da da da da da da
Secret, secret
Hush, hush, hush
Secret, secret
(crickets chirp)
Galavant and Richard: OH!
We're off on a secret mission
Galavant: It's some kind of secret plot
Richard: We're gonna go-
Galavant: Yeah!
Richard: And then?
Galavant: Exactly
Richard: Who are we?
Galavant: I forgot!
Richard: Ooh! Ooh! We're gonna go kill the-
Galavant: Someone
Richard: My brother
Galavant: A rat!
Richard: A fink!
Galavant: Shh! Lower your voice!
Richard: Hey, w-what are all these dudes doing in front of Madalena's room for?
Galavant: Yeah what is it, a party?
Peasant: Th-the queen's interviewing new consorts.
Madalena: Next!
Galavant: Oh god, she's the worst.
Richard: Hey, you know what? The queen is really proud of her feet.
Galavant: Yeah, yeah. Ask her to take her socks off.
Richard: Ask to kiss her feet. That's an order from yer king!
Galavant and Richard: OH!
Secret, secret
Galavant: Thirtieth verse, same as the first
Richard: Woah! There's some serious acoustics down here.
