Текст песни видеоблог военкома - полностью доработанный сценарий

A kind of cinema is.
Vlog commissar.
cast.
Mikhail Istomin. in the role of Lady tomatoes.
Igor Iovlev. as Gilles buterbrodova.
Jaroslav dozen. as Grustidruga.
Alex Iovlev. as Lech.
Ivan Serebrennikov. as Pong.
Anton Kobyakov. as Antonio.
The story begins with two guys going on courses to a psychologist for quitting smoking. Their name is Antonio and stinks.
Now they are on the street in the direction of DOOM.
Stinks asks Anthony.
Hey how are you already throw?
Antonio says.
well, somewhere about 3 minutes. the way right now, I would have to smoke. and although still not. well no. bitches. sloOOzhna.sloOOzhna. I decided to quit. I'll quit. The stench. and stench. Eest whitefish?
He says it stinks.
There is. and what?
Antonio asks cheerfully.
Ooooh. Give Curve.
He asks stinks.
What for?
Antonio says.
Quit.
He says it stinks.
Let's do it later.
Antonio says.
OK.
padik scene.
Stinks and Antonio knock at the apartment to a psychologist. He just holds it all in an apartment. the truth is not in svoey.lol.
The psychologist says.
Yes, I listen to you.
He says it stinks.
Welcome to you, we have come to the courses for quitting smoking.
Psychologist himself he says with a grin.
dolbaёby here. Lan go.
Stinks and Antonio come to the apartment. they then pass into the room.
psychologist says.
Sit down. but first money vperёt.
1 minute 10,000 rubles. minimum of 3 minutes can I conduct courses.
He says it stinks.
Shoot, I just got paid today.
Antonio says.
So do I.
The psychologist asked.
how?
He says it stinks.
so the two of us got 30 thousand.
The psychologist says.
Ltd. just. let's!
Stinks and Antonio doubted.
The psychologist says.
Well you're somnivayus at once! Now that you are more expensive! the life or money?
Antonio says.
A life. and it makes money.
He asks stinks.
and what we live?
Antonio says yes four-thread invent. nesssyyyy.
He says it stinks.
OK. and it makes money.
The psychologist smiled all. and she says.
Well Well, let's begin. taaaaask. zasikayu time. Hello my dear friends! Let me introduce myself my name is Senor Tomato. And I tell you this is one secret how to quit smoking and not smoking.
He says it stinks.
Wow.
Senor Tomato says.
Know how?
as? I asked Antonio.
Senor said.
do not smoke.
Antonio did not understand and asked again.
I did not understand. how not to smoke then?
Senor said.
read on the website as a different. and in general che ask me? You paid me once. I once explained. Che is not clear.
and at this time Lady rang alarm. dzynkdzynkdzynk.
Well, all my work hours are over. Thanks for the money. Farewell.
and the lord himself away from them out of the apartment.
Stinks and Antonio sitting in disbelief.
He says it stinks.
that right now I do it? I did not get anything.
Antonio says.
zhiza. rises and goes to the window. and see out the window as the lord escapes outside.
Anton says worriedly.
Stinks stinks. see there Senor runs. I understood. He cheated us.
He says it stinks.
it is necessary to find it then it will be. and we can do it. and she smiled wickedly at.
scene padik other.
Señor approaches the kvartire.i starts knocking.
asks the apartment. what do you need?
Senor said.
I zdrase about video blocks commissar. we are here today will be written?
of apartments say.
Yes.
and opens the door.
Senor said.
OK. my name is the lord.
as you like?
Gilet. very nice.
Señor comes to the apartment. It passes into the room. He sees the camera. and she says.
Well, let's all start at once. to save time.
Gilles says.
OK.
Señor starts.
shit like include the camera here? ahhh that's all I have included. kheeeem.
Zdravstuyte dear viewers
This videoblog commissar
you Senor Pomiodor
iiiiii with me sitting at a table ... emmmm .... fuck whoever you are?
Gilet Butebrodov my name.
Gilet Butebrodov here. our goal just say for earlier what we shoot ... we just recently opened and we need to somehow advertise themselves.
More, we have different weapons that we sell.
There are various guns kallibra. machines. droboviki.snayperskie rifles and suicide vests.
Today in the first edition, we will show how we are going to sell arms to customers. and work with conscripts.
oh yeah I almost forgot to say. we still have a share on Thursday. we check point conscripts and they must tvёrkat points, and we take it off for another camera must. The campaign is called "Quartet." we have an infection in the pictures all the time points obtained smeared .......
Ian sitting. waiting for our customers ............. um ...
then comes a guy in a suicide vest in a room and said ....
Hello. Listen, I have today bought a suicide vest, and I have it odd not working. Look here please..
Signor stands up and says.
OOOooooooooooooooooo Lech Govnalepёha zdarovchik ..... ahhh yes conductive'll do anything I Engineer 3 days studied. schA do quickly.
senёr suitable for Lyokha nachanaet and potter about in a vest and says
taaaaaakkksss blyayayaya karoch bitch fuck bitch fuck bitch fuck aaagagagagag mmmmmmmdaaaa lan will not bathe which wire to cut the red or blue. break system will cut both wires. so well, I did everything. Let's try.
Lech starts to press the button of his waistcoat and vest oddly enough did not explode.
Senor said then.
fucking xs Th for garbage. obratis? 6?