Текст песни Высоцкий - Пока вы здесь в ванночке с кафелем...

While you are here in the tile bath
 Wash, bask, bask, -
 In the cold to himself with a scalpel
 He cuts out the appendix.

 He hears every movement
 And sees how the heart jumps, -
 Oh sorry, you citizens,
 Look so in the mirror!

 Get closer and closer to the goal
 Even if the pain would subside for the sight! ..
 Oh, it's easier to cut off the hernia
 To everyone who conquered Antarctica!

 You buzz vodka here
 Big swallows
 And he sews himself - you know? -
 Big, big stitches.

 He is a hero! Now, dare:
 Nowhere can they do it anymore -
 What do we need Antarctica with the Arctic,
 What do we need Albania with Poland!