Текст песни Волейдол - Североморские частушки

I have a pain in my leg,
And also a liver.
There are only two doctors in the central hospital
One hundred and three children.

And the girl was walking in the park -
Sailor's spouse.
For six months husband’s flight
Became inelastic.

Under the mountain the smoke swirls -
The boiler room is warming,
Only no hot water
Part of the population.

Grandfather Petro bought a car,
There is no place in the yard.
He lowered his neighbor’s tire
He gave it to his wife.

The double bass scored loans,
I bought a big jeep.
Not understanding the traffic rules,
I received a prison term.

At KP, everything is strictly -
There is no entry for strangers.
Price list: a little bit of booze,
A couple of packs of cigarettes.

I sold a second kidney -
Pay for the apartment.
If you are not a military man here -
This tariff cannot be defeated.

Butter on bread smeared
From the heart, I will not hide.
They laid us asphalt -
Only a nanolayer, fucking.