Текст песни Владимир Высоцкий - Одна научная загадка, или почему аборигены съели Кука

Do not touch other people's waist,
Escape from the hands of her friends.
Remember, as to the shores of Australia,
Cook sailed late now.

As in a circle, sitting under the azaleas,
Eating from sunrise to sunset,
Ate in this sunny Australia
Each other evil savages.

But why the natives eat Cook?
For that - it is not clear - the science is silent.
It seems to me quite a simple thing:
Want to eat - and eat Cook.

There is an option that theirs leader - a large beech -
Shouted that delicious cook on board Cook.
Error came out - that's what science is silent -
Like Coke and ate Cook.

And it was not a trick or trick,
Entered without knocking, almost no sound,
Allowed by a stick of bamboo -
Bale! - Right in the crown - and no Cook.

But it is, however, another assumption
Cook that ate from a lot of respect.
That all egg sorcerer - cunning and cruel boy:
- Ata, guys! Grab the Cook!

Who upletet it without salt and without onions,
The strong, brave, good will, like Cook! -
Someone's arm caught Kamenyuki -
Threw, viper, and no Cook.

A savages now wring their hands,
Cross swords, bows break,
Burned and threw sticks of bamboo -
Worry that ate Cook.