Текст песни Владимир Владимирович, но не Путин - Если вы в своей машине

If you're in your car
Buckle up, three-four
Observe traffic rules
We do not exceed the speed
We pass pedestrians
Red is stop and yellow is braking

Remember the hand up pose
Means stop car
This is the first sign of the traffic controller
Away from outside influence
Wondering at the novelty
Pay quickly to the valet

If you become a pedestrian
And go on your own
And towards you a tram with a bus
Quiet, brothers, do not rush
Bypass the bus from behind
And the tram the same way

If you are driving
Turn your head around
Otherwise, an accident will suddenly happen
Don't miss a thing
Don't yawn or sleep
Otherwise they will sing you an aria

The mood is fine
A breeze, and not terrible
And in your ears is your favorite melody
Suddenly a heavy blow to the side
Ah, you brute! How could he ?!
And your car is a parody ...

If you got into an accident -
Then don't start a scandal
Call 02 unlimited
Three hours you wait
And the traffic police will appear
And will solve the problems without a doubt.